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Free audiobooks in Polish to aid your comprehension of spoken Polish

21 Jun

To all Polish language learners this is a plentiful resource of books that are not easily available anywhere in the UK.


I hope you enjoy every minute of these books and that you gain a lot from these fantastic resources.

Back by popular demand – how to insult a Pole without swearing

21 Jun

  …It can be done in many ways, however, one of the common (unintended) insults is to think that Poles speak Russian! Polish and Russian might sound similar to some English speakers, but make no mistake. They are very different. kloce sie z polakiem

  • If you say that somebody is ‘głupi jak but‘, which means ‘stupid like a shoe’, it means you don’t  think highly of their intelligence.
  • Calling a Polish person ‘wieśniak‘ (which means ‘a village person’) would be the way of saying they have no manners. The other way would be to call them ‘burak‘ – ‘a beetroot’, more of an oaf with a red face, or ‘baran‘ – ‘a ram’.
  • Interestingly, Polish people are polite even when they argue, especially if they don’t know each other. You might hear “Pan jest idiotą.” (Sir, you’re an idiot).
  • Poles like to think about themselves as very generous people (have you noticed that they always give you something to eat or drink when you pop in?). Saying that somebody is ‘skąpy jak Szkot‘ – ‘stingy like a Scotsman’ wouldn’t go down well.
  • If you say that somebody is ‘a snowman’ – ‘bałwan’, you don’t think they make much use of their brain (what brain?)
  • Some women are called ‘głupia gęś‘ – ‘a silly goose’ rather than ‘a silly cow’. That’s very offensive!

Of course, you would have to use these expressions in vocative case, but this is a subject for another post ;).

Moomins about total eclipse of the Sun

19 Mar

Do you remember Moomins? Well, here is an episode about Eclipse of the Sun! (zaćmienie słońca)

All in Polish! All for free! Enjoy!


Listen to Polish

13 Feb

Some of you struggle with speaking in Polish. I had a little look through internet resources and websites that you can access Polish and repeat after the speaker.

I have a few places that are not bad to try:

1. Listen to Polish stories: Winnie-the-Pooh (in Polish ‘Kubus Puchatek’) or Alice in Wonderland (Alicja w Krainie Czarów) . This website is great. It shows the Polish text and the English equivalent next to it. The recording is clear as well.

2. The podcast of Piotr who teaches Polish: – few podcasts are for free on-line. I wish he was a little bit more enthusastic though…

3. Listen to the radio, e.g,5 or

Hope this helps. Remember that practice makes masters!

Learn Polish in Newcastle!

20 Jan

Polish courses at The Language Centre – Easy and fun! A great way to learn to speak, read, and write Polish!

Planning a trip to Poland? Is your partner Polish? Do you have a Polish family? We can provide you with the expert help and support in learning all you need to make your adventure with Polish enjoyable and rewarding.

We have groups with different levels of fluency, so you can join a Polish group at your level. A native speaking tutor will make sure you get exactly what you want out of each session with us. As well as improving your Polish conversation and grammar, you’ll learn a bit about Polish culture and meet people with similar interests.

For Beginners

We offer Polish level 1 part 2 which covers the basics of Polish and essential Polish for tourists. You will learn how to order food and drinks in restaurants and how to communicate with the locals. Asking for directions and getting around using public transport will be part of the course this term.
Polish level 1 part 2 starts on Wednesday 21st January at 5.45pm at The Language Centre, 6 Old Eldon Square. To join this course you should already know the basics of pronunciation, the alphabet, the gender of nouns and adjectives, basic verbs in present tense as well as the instrumental case.

For intermediate students
Polish level 2/3 part 2, starts on Thursday 22nd January, 5.45pm at 6 Old Eldon Square.
Come and improve your intermediate Polish. Suitable for those of you who have studied the language for at least a year.

If you have any questions, no matter how small, you can contact the office at

Polish Christmas

20 Dec

Are you thinking of having your first ‘Polish style’ Christmas in Newcastle or somewhere in Poland? If you have turkey and brussel sprouts in mind, you need to think again. Here is a good explanation of what to expect:

I found a good website preparing you in full for carol singing (much better than we did in a class last week), which also tells you all about food during Wigilia (Christmas Eve) and other meaningful traditions:

and here is the list of useful words:

Christmas – Boże Narodzenie

christmas tree – choinka

bauble – bombka

present – prezent

Santa Claus – Święty Mikołaj

angel – anioł

carol – kolęda (religious), pastorałka (non-religious)

carol singers – kolędnicy

snowflake – płatek śniegu

snowman – bałwan

mistletoe – jemioła

Three Wise Men – Trzej Królowie

Baby Jesus – Dzieciątko Jezus

Wesołych Świąt Bożego Narodzenia i szczęśliwego Nowego Roku!!

(to hear how it sounds, press the little speaker icon at the bottom of the Polish version)

Best wishes,


Convince Santa that you were good!

7 Dec

Were you good this year? Let Santa know!

This year Santa has many presents for all of you! Convince Santa that it’s you who’s studied Polish diligently enough to gimg.phpet a present this year!
How you can enter?
1. Convince Santa!
Write about how you have been studying Polish for the whole year in 100-200 words. Include the things that were easy and things that were hard for you. Tell us what your biggest achievement has been and about the method which helped you succeed! You can write in Polish or in English. Do your best to convince Santa!
2. Fill in the entry form by 14th Dec 2014
Find the entry form at the bottom of the page and send it to along with your essay!

***Enter the competition and pay less for the „Christmas Intensive Course” in Poland!

All contestants who send applications complying with Santa’s requirements above, will immediately advance to the next round of the contest and be awarded 20% OFF discount for all Polish courses in Glossa!
See our Christmas intensive course offer at and let your holiday season start on 8th December this year!


Get the main prize!
Contestants who comply with all contest requirements will get into the second round of the competition, where they will take part in the draw for the main prizes:
10 one-year online Polish courses at
5 sets of Polish coursebooks „Polski Krok po Kroku”
• UNLIMITED: 20% OFF discounts for all Polish courses in Glossa – for those who reach the 2nd round of the competition.

Santa is waiting for your applications at until 14th Dec 2014. Results will be announced on 16th Dec 2014 at , and


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